*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.
It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020

by 3Nat0Bow6 January 6, 2024

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

by Bebga January 14, 2022

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
by anonymous January 31, 2022
