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Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.
*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024
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Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?
by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020
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joke head

Someone addicted to make others smile.
Sorry if I’m annoying with my banter, I’m a Joke Head.
by 3Nat0Bow6 January 6, 2024
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Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
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A joke

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it
by Bebga January 14, 2022
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Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
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thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
by anonymous January 31, 2022
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