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Jordan

Jordan is a wanker
by hunboy123 September 17, 2017
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs
by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025
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Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you
He Bobby Jordan’d the hell outta me
by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
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Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI
“Jordan is a real dim naai
by Micael.brown November 21, 2023
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Jordan’s Life

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019
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