Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!

My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!

by Dave Chick January 14, 2009

bench me

When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.

Guy1: a chick asked me to bench me
Guy2:how was it?
Guy1:not particularly enjoyable

by randyronny November 28, 2016

Slam-me

When you meet some so so girl on tinder and she says this to you, you have to oblige...

My dude, bro this girl hit me up on tinder and said "slam-me" so I did.

by Pluto2334 May 29, 2018

deck me

For someone to hit or trip you severely because you like them so much

I stan her so hard like she could honestly deck me and I would apologize.

by offical5149onsnap March 17, 2020

pack me

Fight me/ punch me

You wanna fight? Alright then pack me fool! Who wanna pack me though?!

by Ashippie7 October 14, 2021

catch-a-me

a wad of toilet paper placed in a toilet (especially a public toilet) used to defend the posterior from splashing.

The toilet at Burger King was so nasty that before I went, I flushed twice and still needed to use a catch-a-me.

by Matt Pandullo February 16, 2006

reck me

to fight someone instead of arguing

man dat bitch kept running her mouth so i told her to shut the fuck up and reck me.

by pinky1189 October 20, 2008