Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 01, 2020
When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.
by Jahns… December 20, 2024
by HuntV18 June 28, 2024
Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in
by Assniffer December 31, 2020
by gigganigga December 25, 2017
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024
The almost extinct language of Celtic Ireland, historically persecuted against by the Brits. Attempts to revive the language have mostly failed but it is experiencing a resurgence in urban areas.
American tourist: An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas
Irish language speaker: Yanks never learn
Irish language speaker: Yanks never learn
by UrgentVampire53 January 15, 2024