by i'll cut you alive October 16, 2008
Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by caxwl July 13, 2004
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by amanderrrrrrr March 18, 2008
the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.
Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."
by SuterLareau February 06, 2011
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 07, 2009
False... briar woods hasn’t had a high STD rate since 2008. It’s fucking 2018. A lot can change in 10 years. Briar is a good school, with educated teachers. Yes, half our school is douchey rich bitches but we are NOT hoes. If you wanna find hoes... hit up Stone Bridge High School. Don’t hate on briar for our bad past. We have changed just like every other schools reputation. You want rich preppy, go to riverside. You want ghetto, go to broad run. Briar Woods is a well rounded school with a diverse range of students. We spread positivity & school spirit (even if we do loose every football game). We have some of the smartest kids in loudon county & the least amount of crime in any loudon county high school.
Briar woods High school is a LCPS with intelligent, bright kids.
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
by Bwhs2018 May 15, 2018