how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodmug. the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.
Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."
by SuterLareau February 23, 2011
Get the virtual morning woodmug. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
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by Narto928 June 6, 2009
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodmug. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris
by Djs October 25, 2012
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug. False... briar woods hasn’t had a high STD rate since 2008. It’s fucking 2018. A lot can change in 10 years. Briar is a good school, with educated teachers. Yes, half our school is douchey rich bitches but we are NOT hoes. If you wanna find hoes... hit up Stone Bridge High School. Don’t hate on briar for our bad past. We have changed just like every other schools reputation. You want rich preppy, go to riverside. You want ghetto, go to broad run. Briar Woods is a well rounded school with a diverse range of students. We spread positivity & school spirit (even if we do loose every football game). We have some of the smartest kids in loudon county & the least amount of crime in any loudon county high school.
Briar woods High school is a LCPS with intelligent, bright kids.
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
by Bwhs2018 June 5, 2018
Get the Briar Woods High Schoolmug. a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.
should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood
the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood
the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar
a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
by tom-curly July 5, 2011
Get the how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodmug. Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson on 2000 after the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".
The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011
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