Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
Get the Internet Fart Chairmug. by Lemmy_Fan November 5, 2020
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by ibeliveinyou July 25, 2019
Get the Internet best friendmug. When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
by Tj1700 April 18, 2016
Get the mcdonald's internet connectionmug. A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.
Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
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I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
by DB in MO October 21, 2008
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Man 1 - She only wants him for his money. She is a gold digger.
Internet white knight - Don't talk about her like that. She is a woman. So what if he wants money from men?
Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?
Internet white knight - (Speechless)
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Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?
Internet white knight - (Speechless)
by Awwfwwj January 26, 2014
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"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."
by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008
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