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Internet Withdrawal

When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.

The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!

Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)

Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??

Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...

(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)

Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

(Steve steps back)

Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!

Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009
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economic intercourse

when the democrats hike taxes and the economy gets fucked.
"You're not going to be able to have economic intercourse around the world."
by joeybl April 29, 2020
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Dora the Internet Explorer

Dora's web browser, which is based on the crap Internet Explorer.
Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.
by IAmNotSashaFierce April 4, 2010
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Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.
Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.
by Subidarb January 29, 2009
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Internite

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.
Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.
by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011
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internet coolguy

n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."

internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
by JimChach January 23, 2006
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internet

person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!
by gizmo.urmom May 9, 2006
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