French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022

Romantic French Kiss

This is a slower version of a French Kiss (that one is more of a sexual kiss -- a faster paced one)...

Hey... that was one good kiss that you gave me... I thought it seemed like a romantic french kiss to me.

by Hummina Hummina February 18, 2009

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 09, 2003

French Military Victories

Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.

Student: Search: "french military Victories."

GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.

by Bob Marley! January 02, 2008

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 09, 2006