When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
Get the bed mug.When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
Get the Bed Blender mug.When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.
Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
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Get the Bed mug.My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024
Get the Bed rotting mug.Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024
Get the Bed Maid mug.She was bedding her newly adopted cat.
by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024
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