Horsing Around

When your shoulder deep in a bitch

(Dick was going to throw darts at a bar and Channel got involved.)

Dick: I gotta throw.
Channel:. Hey Dick, put it right in the hole!
Dick:. Like the whole fist?
Channel:. No! Like shoulder deep!
Dick:. That might be too much!
Channel:. Nah! Your just horsing around!

by °Mz°Blondie° November 1, 2018

S&M horse

A S&M sex toy usually made from wood in a triangle like shape /\ the woman takes her close off and rides it causing both pain and pleasure very kinky shit.

Last night i played a video game that had a hot babe as the main character and when i lost the boss made the babe ride an S&M horse while she got whipped it was awesome.

by Freaky Jason October 13, 2009

beat a dead horse

The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.

Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.

Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...

by Noodle8 October 29, 2011

Nigerian Horse Stomp

When a female stands on her head and the male puts his dick in her ass and balls in her pussy, then thrust in a downward motion while holding her legs.

Last night I was stretching my ball sack out when I hit Josie with the Nigerian Horse stomp.

by Yolo Swaggins the Swagnificent April 20, 2015

Raping a dead horse

The extreme attempt to carry one something that is already resolved or no one cares about. The extreme case up the idiom, "beating a dead horse".

The cocky douche bag was beating a dead horse by rubbing his victory on the loser. However, he preceeded to raping a dead horse by talking trash to the loser for the next 20 years.

by whowantsrice February 8, 2010

Dutch Horse shoe

A drinking game that involves playing with a frisbee, a dowel rod stuck into the ground and a pop can. Put the pop can on the rod and stick it into the ground. stand like 20 feet away and throw the frisbee at the can. If you miss, you drink. Play it with your friends who are too messed up to throw a frisbee, and they get trashed.

I played dutch horse shoe with my friends and they spewed all over the place.

by dippin' dan October 12, 2009

Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009