Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020

Horny Discord Week

From the 17th of December to the 24th, you must act horny in every server. You may act like this towards close friends or just anyone. But you must ALL be horny for this one week, if one fails to be horny, they have to act like a child to the 24th.

Horny Discord Week
"heyyyyy, wanna fuck? You look so hawttt~~"
"let's have kids, I want 19!"
"I'm so hornyy, come here daddy/mommy"

by Iloveyou228 December 16, 2022

Horny

Hey, we know what you're here for, so uh, scroll down for free porn!

Persons friend: why the fuck is your search history 'horny' in the urban dictionary?
Person: ;) we can read together

Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME

by mintehberri August 7, 2022

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!

by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021

Horny

Something, or someone who has many horns.

Person 1: Damn, he has got a lot of horns, i guess i could call him very horny.

by DinglingFrito September 14, 2022

Horny Legend

Someone who is so desperately horny they commit such acts that are unintentionally comedic

Person 1: “Did you hear that Tyler bought bath water from the weird anime girl on only fans?”

Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”

by Harry Ballsogna August 1, 2021