happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 03, 2021
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Happy Smokes

Simply a Spliff. Bringing happiness to the world.
A cigarette with marijuana inside of it.
by spamidoodle November 15, 2007
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happy thanksgiving

when you wake up the next morning but you don't remember them saying yes to it
audrey: happy thanksgiving
by jigabooga January 29, 2018
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Happy Runner

It's in reference to a class Modern Warfare 2,made of of your choice of primary and secondary weapons and Marathon Pro, Lightweight Pro, and Commando Pro as your perks. Most commonly, your secondary would be a pistol with the tactical knife attachment. A Happy Runner runs around knifing people and risking the death count for kills.
Ranger is a Happy Runner on Modern Warfare online, she racks up knife kills by the second!
by ResistanceRanger March 13, 2010
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Happy Shower

A shower that consists of masturbating and quick cleansing of the penis after the act has taken place.
"Fancy a wank.. brb off for a happy shower."
by Mr. Donlon April 13, 2012
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happy juice

Stuff that comes out of a guy's world of wonder place when he gets really "HAPPY."
There's a lot of happy juice on that floor...
by Ms.Know-it-All January 20, 2009
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HAPPY HARDCORE

Dance music for children and losers. Mainly consisting of 4/4 beats and chipmunk chesey vocals.
I'm not going to that club they play shitty happy hardcore music.
by Joey Bolton January 02, 2005
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