Fun dip

When your partner is half asleep and still nude, discreetly sprinkle baking soda onto their butthole then dip your finger in vineagar and swiftly poke thier bum with the vineagar soaked finger causing the baking soda to start fizzing in their bung hole (if you manage to penetrate the anus- you might even get the extra fun of a loud pop sound when they jump up in surprise)

Last night after sex,my man was about to pass out and i surprised him with a fun dip

by Twisted twista August 3, 2022

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Fleshy Fun Bridge

The skin in between a vagina/penis and the person’s anus

I like to rub my dick on her Fleshy Fun Bridge!

by King-maker March 17, 2020

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Fun-dumb

When A fun idea turn out to be a dumb idea because you got hurt or looked really stupid doing it

A. Grant had a fun-dumb idea. He thought it would be funny to tap Macy’s chair with the golf cart. He misjudged the distance and ran over her.

B. We tied a fire poi to the end of Jon’s private parts, he did the helicopter it was awesome until it flew off and landed in the dry grass under the new tractor. After we got the fire out we realized that was probably the best fun-dumb thing we had ever done.

by anonymous June 10, 2023

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Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

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