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Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.
by therealmacgyver November 2, 2023
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friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.
See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!
by Joinerlee May 10, 2018
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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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Fancy Flannel Friday

The day out of the week where you wear your favorite flannel on Friday just to be awesome and good looking. It can be any kind of flannel. And it doesn't have to be the same one every wekk

It can also be called FFF for short.
"Hey dude, don't forget to wear your flannel for Fancy Flannel Friday this week! You forgot last week and you were the only one in class without one!"

"FFF is my favorite day out of the week! I get to wear my brand new flannel I just bought.
by DrummerJosh February 25, 2012
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Swirl Friday

The act of eating A guy’s ass while dipping his balls in a maple syrup cup.
“I gave my man a Swirl Friday the other day, and I gotta say, it’s way better than you might think!”
by ItMeMisha October 17, 2019
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Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them
by Minco January 24, 2021
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Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
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