Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012

French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

Romantic French Kiss

This is a slower version of a French Kiss (that one is more of a sexual kiss -- a faster paced one)...

Hey... that was one good kiss that you gave me... I thought it seemed like a romantic french kiss to me.

by Hummina Hummina February 20, 2009

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 9, 2003

French Military Victories

Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.

Student: Search: "french military Victories."

GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.

by Bob Marley! January 12, 2008

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006