blue ears

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

by lolimagine September 27, 2022

ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway

Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

racist ears

Somebody who seeks to hear racism, no matter what objectifying the sentence to sound or be racist.

Person 1: Look at that silly monkey in the zoo!
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*

Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*

Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.

by KBMane March 3, 2024

Ear Hustlin’

When the OPP tries to listen in on a conversation usually to set up or snitch wit it.

“ Who gone say wat? Who gone do what?

FUCK IS YOU EAR HUSTLIN’…? Pull Up & Air the Function. He was just here. Now he long gone.”

by on November 22, 2021

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008