Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Inner Ear Injection

When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.

As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"

by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 15, 2020

Ear Sauce

Also known as endolymph, or Scarpa fluid, which is a clear fluid that can be found in the membranous labyrinth of the inner ear.

Dang man, I'm dizzy AF. This carnival ride got my ear sauce all jacked up.

by cowuhsocky July 12, 2022

Ear Banging

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.

Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.

by NorthMpls July 22, 2022

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

Rat ear

Nickname for the searchlight on a cop’s car.

Nah man, that’s an undercover cop. You can tell by the rat ear on the mirror.

by Tribblewrangler77 August 12, 2022

Ear

all in the family, assuka kinnie, lain freak!! Ear loves to be mischievous but cannot control his laugh to save his life.

Did you hear that laugh?
Yeah, it must be that freak ear again.

by phasing August 17, 2022