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Chill date

A boy who just wants to fuck but uses a " chill date" as an excuse to go on a date but also get head
Boy " hey mandy do you wanna go on a date"

Girl " aww how romantic"

Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"

Girl " oh"
by aida.zaki August 5, 2023
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Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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serial dater

people who've been in many short term relationships. these people are almost never single and constantly jumping from relationship to relationship.
example 1
person 1: I have a crush on *name*
person 2: good luck, she's a serial dater

example 2
person 1: Is *name 1* still dating *name 2*?
person 2: That was 2 relationships ago, he's with *name 3* now.
person 1: I saw him with *name 2* last month!
person 2: serial daters, man..
by TheRealFaxMachine September 21, 2023
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.
Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?
by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024
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Discouraged Dater

Someone who is currently not dating, who wants to date, but has not attempted to start dating for a long time because they gave up, believe nobody is suitable, or is mentally exhausted from unsuccessful attempts.
Person 1: Hey man, you haven't dated in a while, why don't you go out and find someone.
Person 2: Can't, finding someone is a lost cause
Person 1: Ah, I get it, you're a discouraged dater
by ManBehindTheDarkMask November 21, 2024
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Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.
You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)
by TechHoppin February 29, 2024
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