Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.
Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret
by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021
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Sitcom Show Disease

Sitcom Show Disease or SSD is a term meaning that you or someone you know is living in a very sitcom like life. Could range from childish comedy to mature insanity
I think Jenson caught the Sitcom Show Disease. Seems everyone around him all have one liners to say.
by Lemarshby April 11, 2023
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The KΞN-NY Disease

The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.
"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
by Dr Prezidential SJ October 07, 2021
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bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.
Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.
by liggma February 19, 2024
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idiopathic disease

A lawyer without ethics who gaslights client whom he/she manipulates for his/her sole financial gain
by Veronique Veronneau June 07, 2022
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Morbius disease

A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.

Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.
Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”
by Morbian_317 June 09, 2022
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rikku disease

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.

there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.
“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”
by Bear_Butt87 January 07, 2021
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