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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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The IG Disease

Originated from the song “Clout” by Offset featuring Cardi B

Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
Nah bro she def got the IG disease she always givin af about other peoples lives and opinions
by MrFlamin September 3, 2023
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dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
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tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease

an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.
"ayo you see that crazy chick with tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease?"

"yea bro im kinda scared"
by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023
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White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.
Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.
by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022
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friggidus disease

disease, more common in women, where the nipples are constantly itchy
iris is always scratching at her boobs... i bet she has friggidus.
by whip it! December 6, 2004
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Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy
Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old
by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025
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