Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
Get the Number one rule of datingmug. by Yaboystoy September 27, 2020
Get the Datemug. by just a cute bf April 9, 2023
Get the National Date Daymug. A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
Get the alcohol datemug. by anonymous September 11, 2021
Get the orgy datemug. .9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
Get the .9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.mug. What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.
Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.
Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.
That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!
by Julius chaos February 26, 2025
Get the Datedmug.