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December 25

THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!
John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“

Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”

John: “OK BOOMER”
by Uh oh... sTinkY December 17, 2019
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December 14

The crackhead was usually born this day, she probably makes you lose your marbles but she makes the day so much fun. -crackhead friend
Bailey: oh look it’s Kayleigh, she’s the crackhead

Austin: She was born December 14
Kayleigh: AKHSU DAY AJJSHCHF
by CRACKHEAD FREIND December 18, 2019
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December 20

The day we’re u kiss ur {bf/gf} a kiss
On December 20 {Give your bf/gf a kiss} for good spirt so they know that you love them and don’t ever want to leave them and that you want them to stay with you forever
by Zman4300 December 18, 2019
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December 29

You have to travel the distance to see your gf/bf. Doesn't matter if its 1000 light years away, you have to go all the way to give them a kiss and hug them and cuddle them.
Becca i came all the way here to see you!!
But john you traveled from ohio to japan for me!
What else would it do, it is December 29 after all
by BraydenT December 28, 2019
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December 6

Blake guess what day it is,WhT day is it,December 6 national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
by Your dude bob November 27, 2020
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December 21

December 21 is national weed day
Go ahead smoke wit da homies on dat day
Paige: yo guess what day it is!!
Ashlynn: oh god what!?
Paige: it's December 21, it's national weed dayyyy!!!!
by paigeroussel November 2, 2020
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Stealing December

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.
Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.
by Casko October 19, 2017
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