Comentenbeta

German word for when the comments are more interesting than the post.

Gee wiz, this op is a pillock. The comentenbeta, and I need a cup o' tea.

by Jaesc August 3, 2017

coment awards

its a show on youtube made my a huge cunt also known as cowbelly

when doest the huge cunt cowbelly open his coment awards submission?

by a small cunt October 18, 2017

Coemeny

co·em·en·y
/kōˌemənē/

adjective
1. Feeling multiple conflicting emotions all at once, usually sadness, happiness, and anger.

Person 1: "How are you today?"
Person 2: "I'm just feeling really coemeny."

Feeling empty but full at the same time is feeling coemeny.

by 5.15 April 23, 2018

Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018

Commercialographer

Someone who creates a commercial.

I need to hire a Commercialographer to make a commercial

by Insane Human May 12, 2018

commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

by Grems May 14, 2018