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Cheese Please 

The best way to ask for casual sex
(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

cheese huffer

A person who inhales powdered cheese in order to partake of its intoxicating effects.
That guy with the backpack full of parmasean must be a cheese huffer.
cheese huffer by Aboreal Whale January 15, 2007

Cheese Queen 

Woman on Welfare (Big Block of Cheese)
Jonah and Dane only date Cheese Queen's.
Cheese Queen by Blumpkin Head January 8, 2009

Cheese syndrome 

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.
Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome

Cheese Caking

Verb, the act of a male pretending to be a female in an RPG computers game to earn favors from male players.
I was new to Diablo, so I started cheese caking to get myself some gear.

I needed some help with a quest so I cheese caked this guy into helping me.

I was bored last night so I pretended to be a women, and this dude from Maryland totally went for it. ie... Cheese caking.
Cheese Caking by typherious April 14, 2010

cheese slice 

1. a random image inserted into a television show or movie by a creator with no special significance but which fans attribute deep meaning to and debate about said meaning at length. The term stems from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, 04.22 "Restless." The term can also be applied to any of the following:

2. any confusing image which causes a person to realize she is literally or figuratively dreaming

3. something which will not protect a person

4. something for which one clears a space, especially if space is already available or time should be spent on more pressing matters

5. an existential question or riddle
1. Look, I listened to the director's commentary. The bald guy is just a cheese slice--there's no deep meaning behind his appearance.

2. It all seemed so real, but my dog driving an ice cream truck was a real cheese slice and I knew I had to wake up.

I thought I could trust my best friend until I got smacked with a cheese slice: she was having an affair with my boyfriend!

3. I don't know if I want to ride with you--your Geo Metro is a total cheese slice in an accident.

4. I know I told my sister I would babysit, but I cheese-sliced in coffee with Nathan instead.

5. The real cheese slice is whether I wear the pants or the pants wear me.
cheese slice by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010