Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Brandon Jenkins

Complete fucking dick head

Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.

by pussymasterthedon February 5, 2019

Brandon

A loyal man.

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.

by brandismillah November 30, 2023

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

Brandon

Brandon has a massive corey and would destroy any pussay that he comes in close contact to

Have you seen Brandon’s big corey

by BrandysBigCorey November 23, 2021