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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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Brandon

A nice and usually timid guy that is very independent and has a large penis
"That Brandon guy is something!"
by Jacobsons October 19, 2018
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Brandon

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
by Dhdhfhbf May 17, 2022
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brandon-catron

the keyholder to a mercedes bakers heart
the brandon-catron held the only key to the mercedes bakers heart hopefully it didnt get lost
by DDIES-PRINCESS February 28, 2022
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Brandon

wow brandon just wow
by jerkin82362713 June 1, 2022
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Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
by Rambis50 October 27, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK
by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025
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