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Beast LaRubus

When a two year old boy pushes a gas powered lawnmotor twice his size, he may just be a Beast LaRubus. Beast LaRubus's generally display the characteristics of strength and superior ball handling skills except when approaching the goaline of a huge televised game. Beast LaRubus's also are good little brothers.
EXAMPLE ONE
John- "OH! Erich! Look he's pushing that lawn mower by himself! He's a beast!"

Erich- "Not. He's Beast LaRubus!"

EXAMPLE TWO
Annonuncer: "This guy is a beast! He has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
Oh he's approaching the goaline and.... FUMBLE!!! What a bummer.....
by Someone in California February 12, 2009
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Beastanist

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.
"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."
by Herrljunga January 25, 2011
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Beastie

A person who sucks every thing during sexual intercourse.
Tre told Taj that Kaci was a beastie last night
Sasha said not surprising
by BBC owner April 11, 2017
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beastiality

To have sex with an animal. In other words, Kim Jong-Un .
Person #1: Look! He's humping his dog!
Person #2: That's called beastiality.
by MiniCooper27 November 13, 2017
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Beast Burger

A very angry looking Vagina. Normally hairy and unkempt, large meaty lips and with a personality of its own. Beware anyone who turns their back on a ladies beast burger
Omg, I managed to get to 3rd base with Wendy last night and I thought her beast burger was going to eat me!?
by Richardranklin May 4, 2018
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Basty

That girl basty!
by Jrue_ June 12, 2019
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Hype Beast

A rich looking poor guy who wasted all of his/her money on buying trendy clothing (examples:gucci,supreme,nikes,and more)but never wears it even if they wear it they will just show it off on social media and in real life but in the end its just a waste of money
Jimmy:Hey wazzup Tom
Tom:Hey are those new nikes
Jimmy:Yeah Y
Tom:they look stupid why would you wear it
Jimmy:Because im a Hype Beast
Tom:Yeah but those shoes look stupid i dont know why people would be buying branded stuff that you can buy normal clothing.
Jimmy:Yeah i got to admit this Hype Beast thing is dumb
Tom:Told you.
by Not EeshSinGer September 29, 2018
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