Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.

“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

“ thanks bro I used minoxidil “

“ Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

by swollen richard January 22, 2014

Bear Beard

Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.

Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!

by Desuado September 30, 2020

beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair

Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard

by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016