St Joes

St Joes is a stinky school for hoes

Did you hear about St Joes hoes?

by Stjoehoessuck August 15, 2022

sts

acronym for "seen this shit"
a quick way to tell somebody you already peeped what they sendin you, like memes, videos, tweets, whatever.

it’s like sayin, "bruh, i been saw that."

usually got a lil flex behind it too.

like yeah, you just now laughin at this? i been on it.

friend 1: sends a kanye tweet sayin some wild shit like "i invented trees"

friend 2: "sts"

by dhiyaan March 23, 2025

St Augustine CHS

Really really racist and has the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan

“You go to St Augustine CHS, damn bro they’re really really racist and they have the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan

by MasterMilkChocolate December 8, 2021

St. Martin

A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.

by camro11 October 8, 2016

St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023

Gill St. Bernards

A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.

Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards

Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods

Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.

by Garkle July 18, 2020

ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.

Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians

by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024