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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it
im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
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Woomer-window

A window through which an individual yells strange and obscene statements at unsuspecting passerbyers.
I just got woomer-windowed. verb.

He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.

My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
by Jonathan Moon November 11, 2008
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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Window Licker

Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team

He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024
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