The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.
Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.
by MrAubergine March 07, 2014
When a female pleasures themselves.
by Jess McMinn April 10, 2012
The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.
This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
by The ideal God April 18, 2018
Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009
by Seven47 August 28, 2022
When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
by Joel6909 February 05, 2017
This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.
by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005