porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 17, 2009

Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!

by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009

Mad Monkey

When the man is about to climax (in doggy style) he pulls out, pulls her hair up, cums all over the girls neck and then rubs her hair in it. The reaction should be the girl with one if not both hands behind her head screaming at the top of her lungs. Resulting in her looking like a monkey.

My buddy gave his ex-g/f a mad monkey as a parting gift.

by Hinto Beans October 1, 2008

dub monkey

A refined individual who has realised that by watching dubbed anime they can multi-task and better realise the emotions of the characters.

Truely, dub monkeys are the truest of anime fans

by Liam Says March 9, 2019

sans monkey

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sans monkey?

sans monkey!

by sans monkey February 15, 2020

monkey girl

A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.

Hey man, look at that hot little monkey girl.

by Marcc April 20, 2007

Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009