Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

Jordan

EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.

Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt

by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018

Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019

Jordan

A young Pimp.

Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.

by CupOfJoe. November 22, 2021

Jordan

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.

Jordans dick is the biggest in the world

by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022

Jordan

tall buff diabolical black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022