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Jordan Taylor

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.
by JayTayHay November 9, 2023
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Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal
“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”
by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023
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Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.
Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"
by Fanum tax November 20, 2023
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Jontae Jordan

Very chill tall dark and handsome. He will make your day every day. He’s strong, very smart, looks like a crab boil, delicious 🤤.
There’s Jontae fine ass
by Jontae Jordan November 20, 2023
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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
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