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chinese tea

Yo nigga were is the "chinese tea".
by Seantheman April 26, 2014
mugGet the chinese teamug.

Chinese Mike

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.
by killgvr January 17, 2024
mugGet the Chinese Mikemug.

chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you
Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”
by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019
mugGet the chinese thunderdoodlemug.

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
mugGet the Chinese Straw Bendingmug.

Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.
by Redfire52 December 18, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Snorlaxmug.

Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
by techflier September 9, 2024
mugGet the Higher Chinesemug.

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
Checkout my new Chinese Kid!
by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Kidmug.

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