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stick and stir

To have sex, ejaculate(whether on their face, in and/or on their pussy), and immediately after, leave like nothing happened.
I went to megans apartment, planning to stick and stir...i did it once....almost planned on doing it again, but decided not to while being completely drunk.
by we the people of the usa June 1, 2009
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Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Stick in the shake

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.
Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way
by rapmastaflasta April 16, 2011
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Schnitzel on a stick

a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick
Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"
by King Yemma December 13, 2020
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Spic Stick

Slang for Taquito; a Mexican food dish that typically consists of a small rolled-up tortilla that contains filling, including beef, cheese or chicken.
I'm making some Spic Sticks, want any?
by uberthief April 7, 2019
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Fruit Stick

(1) a person who is acting in a gay or manner and acting like an idiot at the same time.

(2)An individual acting or behaving in a manner that pisses you off.
(1)Look at that fruit stick, he is never going to get date like that.
(2)Did you see that fruit stick just cut me off?
by zydeco May 26, 2008
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Celery Stick

An amazing vegetable, probably the best of them all. Best eaten with dressing. Nice and CrUnChY.
by 231315545945569 August 10, 2020
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