shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

pimp my pizza

Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.

Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕

by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025

bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding

She hit me and bloodied my nose.

by Roxrad April 24, 2018

made that shit my meal

a saying used to refer to a task or assignment that was completed successfully

“I just aced my Chem test. I really made that shit my meal.”

by anonymous May 24, 2023

fock my nock

its the dumb version of fuck my cock

your left nut: fock my nock
Joe Biden: yahhh queennn
your left nut: no not u
Joe Biden: *cry*
ChairCouch: me?
your left nut: yahhh
(seggys)

by your left nut March 16, 2021

frig in my brig

When you need to swear but can't, but only when you're near a body of water and/or a boat

"Frig in my brig, I left the keys in the car. We need to go back to shore."

by ohitslouie September 6, 2022

Drive My Pussy

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023