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pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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Help I zipped up my pp

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple
Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks
by RangerPlauge July 5, 2020
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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!
ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe
by im.tired January 11, 2023
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greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.
John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
by quadman08 May 6, 2009
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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imo smack u up siddley side

when u smack some 1 up side the head but u want to be more gnagsta and if u want to act like a pirate/// smakcing some 1 up side the right side of their head
" yesterday i smacked sam hamwich up starboard side"
by wade snizzon October 8, 2003
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