No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

hot shit

someone who is cool or trying to be also can be called hipster or Ciprian

ME: Wassup bro?
Cipri:I'm here in bier doing hot shit things.

by tisssalex September 16, 2021

fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker

Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.

by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019