A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug. by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020
Get the i know you know we knowmug. When someone calls a grown man, a boy or son. No matter if it’s slang in a friendly way, you respond with I got your your boy or son hanging. (Meaning your Dick hanging). The term is used to make sure that person never makes the mistake of calling you son or a boy again.
Ex 1. Person 1 - What’s up my Boy?
Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!
Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?
Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!
Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!
Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?
Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!
by CDay1215 September 6, 2023
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Get the i hope your next poop is sharpmug. When fully I love you is fully typed out or said it can mean a lot more than just love you or the abbreviation ily.
It can show how much you truly love this person more than words can describe, it show joy when being with this person. You like to express yourself and be whom you truly are in front of them, they make you feel safe and comfortable. You feel at ease when around this person and all your worries typically will seemingly disappear.
When using this phrase be very careful to whom you say it to. You want to truly mean it and make sure you dont let it lose it's meaning like some other phrases such as: "I'm sorry" and "I hate _______".
It can show how much you truly love this person more than words can describe, it show joy when being with this person. You like to express yourself and be whom you truly are in front of them, they make you feel safe and comfortable. You feel at ease when around this person and all your worries typically will seemingly disappear.
When using this phrase be very careful to whom you say it to. You want to truly mean it and make sure you dont let it lose it's meaning like some other phrases such as: "I'm sorry" and "I hate _______".
by just a little mischevious guy May 31, 2022
Get the I love youmug.