fucking dick munch

Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.

Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.

by BassFaceBasher November 7, 2013

National fucking day

National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!

Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?

Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..

by Allylovebabe123 October 3, 2019

fuck donald trump

Mainly used when someone is angry at the current state of the USA.

Something that Urban Dictionary would put as the Word Of The Day to spread their political ideologies. Used even when Donald Trump isn't even president anymore and cannot make more dumbass decisions.

Person A: Hey, what do you think is the Word Of The Day on Urban Dictionary today?
Person B: It's probably some shit that aligns with their political views, like "fuck donald trump".
Person A: Ah, of course. They definitely don't have a political bias, certainly not when they are a service.

by ShitPissCum1312 December 3, 2020

baby fuck me

When your boyfriend or girlfriend is horny

Harry Styles: Baby fuck me, I'n so fucking horny

Taylor Swift: No, man whore

by ThatWeirdFuckGirl May 19, 2018

go fuck urself

Nodoby fucking likes you.

Person 1: Ur ugly
Person 2: go fuck urself

by Go_Fuck_Your_Self February 3, 2017

Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.

Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."

by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011

ninja fucking unicorn

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

by hungry hippo and prego bitch June 5, 2011