I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

I farded

I farded is when you took a big fard

Example: Man, those beans were so gassy that I farded

by I forgor' May 28, 2022

i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*

"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness February 17, 2021

And i oop

A phrase frequently used by vsco girls. They think this phrase is quirky and is usually accompanied by sksksksksksk. The words translate to satan holds me i will worship my daddy and let him use me in whatever way pleasures him.

People who use and i oop a lot are commonly ella's,lily's,karen's,becky's and chloe's

by Chinesewhispers November 2, 2019

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022