poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit

You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

and i oop

when a vsco girl drops her hydro flask, sees her hot senior boyfriend, forgets her scrunchie, or greets people

*drops hyrdroflask* ANd I oOP skSksKSK

by littybiddddyyyyy August 27, 2019

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025