Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers

Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School’
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole’

by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.

A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.

by secretsome1 October 8, 2023

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

by silly_kittenz October 9, 2023

Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.

"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."

by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023

Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District

Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.

BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.

by peppapigissexy October 11, 2023

Primary school

Primary school is JAIL!!!!!

Primary school is Jail........

by Kate Willson October 12, 2023