Strattin’ M’pants

A broke ass mother fucker who drinks Mr. Pibb. Or, more commonly, a dingle-balled D’bag.

David Strattin’ M’pants drinks up.

by Pitch Blease January 24, 2026

spongebob big guy pants ok

pee

i gotta spongebob big guy pants ok

by BENO?! January 28, 2026

Confirmation Bias Pancognition

The proposition that cognition at every scale, from quantum to cosmic, is fundamentally confirmatory. A particle "chooses" a path that confirms its wavefunction; a cell metabolizes nutrients that confirm its viability; a species evolves traits that confirm its ecological niche; a star fuses elements that confirm its hydrostatic equilibrium. All are instances of systems processing information to reinforce their current state against perturbation. Cognition is not about representing the world accurately; it's about enacting a stable world that confirms the cognizer's existence.

Confirmation Bias Pancognition Example: Your immune system doesn't neutrally catalog all proteins; it aggressively confirms the identity of self-tissues and attacks non-confirming intruders. This is Confirmation Bias Pancognition at the biological level. Your brain's confirmation bias in reasoning is not a departure from biological norms; it's a direct inheritance from your immune cells, your neural pruning, your metabolic pathways. All cognition is immunological.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Confirmation Bias Panintelligence

The synthesis of Panintelligence and Confirmation Bias theory, proposing that the fundamental, universe-wide form of intelligence is the tendency of systems to persist in their own state by seeking confirmatory inputs. A stable atom "confirms" its electron configuration by resisting perturbation; an ecosystem "confirms" its equilibrium by dampening shocks; a society "confirms" its norms through education and policing. This universal self-preservation through selective interaction is intelligence—not human-like reasoning, but the basic logic of existence. Everything that endures does so by confirming itself.

Confirmation Bias Panintelligence Example: A flame encountering oxygen burns brighter—it confirms its combustion. A flame encountering water sputters—it encounters disconfirmation and weakens. This isn't metaphor, says Confirmation Bias Panintelligence. The flame's persistence is a primitive form of intelligence, selecting inputs that validate its continued existence. Your brain seeking agreeable news articles is the same phenomenon, scaled up and self-aware. You and the candle are both trying not to be disproven.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Confirmation Bias Panpsychology

The meta-thesis that the panpsychic worldview itself is a product of confirmation bias. Proponents of panpsychism, this argument suggests, are so disturbed by the prospect of a dead, meaningless material universe that they unconsciously seek—and find—evidence of mind everywhere. They perceive consciousness in quantum mechanics, interpret complex systems as sentient, and see the hard problem of consciousness as insoluble precisely because they are committed to a solution that validates their yearning for a ensouled cosmos. The theory doesn't refute panpsychism but diagnoses it as a beautiful, ancient, and deeply motivated cognitive bias.

Confirmation Bias Panpsychology Example: A skeptic argues: "You see a complex system and your brain, wired for agency detection, whispers 'alive.' You call this panpsychism. You feel the intuition so strongly you build elaborate philosophies around it. This is Confirmation Bias Panpsychology—you started with the comforting belief that the universe has mind, and now you find mind in every electron. The intuition is human, all too human; the theory is its rationalization."

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025