Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012

Stupid bitch

Gabriella Marie Miller

Gabby is such a stupid bitch

by Gabe Miller July 16, 2019

Ninja Bitch

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world

Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch

by Azden May 18, 2015

bang a bitch

Make a u-turn

Turn around and bang a bitch around

by SigSeven August 10, 2021

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

Driving Bitch Face

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery

Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face…
Al-“respect..”

by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022

Bitch Von

A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society

I used to think you were a Prince Von, but now you’re a Bitch Von

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025