I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

I vote pro

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your approval in a longer sentence than 'Okay.' or 'Sure.' Counterpart of 'To vote con'.

"We should totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Sounds great, I vote pro."

by FDman May 17, 2010

Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.

*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...

by Trumpium February 14, 2022

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe

"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"

by my name is niko and im gay December 24, 2021

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