shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

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that shit deep

When your in a girl and your balls hit her butt hole

Guy1: How'd it go last night?
Guy2: I got that shit deep bro.

by Jakeboy July 28, 2016

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shit group

A group set up by a few (who have the opposite view), to eventually troll a certain group of people with usually similar strong thoughts or beliefs.

Did you see the reaction of those Biden supporters? They lost it when we changed the title to "Trump 2020 for life".
Yeah, I set up the shit group "Biden 2020" before he was even the Democratic candidate.

by O4DEP November 21, 2020

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shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

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