smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word

CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

by EcksDee October 23, 2003

Nigga fuck yo ass

Said in time of niggahood. It means "Yo fuck you".

Savage "Nigga" LaFlare: "You one gay ass mothafucka."

Radji "Kush" Jones: "Nigga, fuck yo ass... Ole white-ass, Ole bitch-ass, ole NIGGUH-ass..."

OR

The Average White Taxpaying Educated Man with a Wife and Kids: "PUNK NIGGER."

A Minority Black Un-Educated Unemployed Ghetto-Slangin'-Ass Nigga: "Nigga fuck yo ass."

by AnonymousNiggaInCompton October 21, 2014

National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day is celebrated on April 11th. People who celebrate this holiday can grab all the ass or booty they want. It is usally frowned upon by females and seniors. Created in 2012 by a man named Chris Remmington Jr.

Hey girl, today is National Grab Ass Day, so can I grab your phat ass?

by Yeah, THAT guy. May 25, 2018

Plug Dat Ass Up

What you say when ever you want to insult someone or threaten them

Todd: Dude, don't tell her off!
Fred: Nigga I'll plug dat ass up!

by yomommasman17 December 2, 2011

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011