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i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback
Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom
by ur moum October 30, 2022
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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.
Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc
by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024
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You fucks though I "just wanted attention" and when I said I DIDN'T WANT THAT and laid out my case you fucking ignored me. We were all here before Hym. You listen to the wrong people and I shouldn't have to pay the price for it. Someone told you to do what you did in response to this and I told you to make a video.

Hym "I didn't give you fucking hints and make you figure it out. It started with 'It could be either or' and then I laid out my case for why it seemed to not be a manifestation of my own mind. Tested to see if the references to the things I wrote related to a failure on my part to adequately obfuscate my identity which lead me to change my name several times and also is peripheral to the fact the the retard doing the referencing didn't have a phone. And then Jordan Peterson did it on of his podcasts and then and again when he told me to leave. NOT AN ISOLATED INSTANCE JORDAN. LIKE THE STD BASED HORROR MOVIE, IT FOLLOWS.
Not a real option or a good one. That's when I wrote the 'You're so right! I was half-assing it! This was a half-measure' I explained after I changed the name to Hym that I was the previous guy talking about weaponized schizophrenia and now I don't know what the fuck you did but it only resembles what I did in the way that a horse painted black and white would resemble a zebra. This has been pretty fucking drawn out and if you were reading the whole thing what the fuck did you think was happening here? Well Todd Phillips stole my line and then in the interview about the movie I co-wrote and for which I didn't get paid, HE DID THE REFERENCE THING TOO. IN THE FUCKING INTERVIEW! And where was he when the kids got shot? Where was Todd Phillips when the kids got murdered from the weaponized schizophrenia? I haven't seen him on camera since. So you WEREN'T TOO CONFUSED! You stole my shit, you did it yourselves, and then you blame me after knowingly doing the thing both to me and after stealing my shit. So fuck you for trying to say 'I made it to fucking confusing for you.' Fuck! So no I didn't obfuscate it too much."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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Why Am I So Angry?

Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2024
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